What To Write In A Wedding Card Examples

Me pants down in front of a permanent marker because I wanted to forget

This meme steal it jenny_anderson because it was the cane, you see that you goes out to you:)

Take the month you were born:

January: danced with; February: I loved ; April: I slept with; March: I masturbated thinking; May: Le herding kicked; June: I wanted to marry; July: I sang the Aserejé a; August: I had a romantic dinner; September: I threw wildly; October: me down pants in front of; November: I yelled at; December: I ran away from

Take the day (number) you were born:

1: A clip; 2: A monster hairy unibrow; 3: A phone with the ringtone of the Supreme Móstoles; 4: serving a soup pot; 5: A mobster; 6: A Japanese; 7: An old green 8: Your father 9: The boyfriend of my best friend; 10: A squirrel 11: A mp3; 12: A cucumber 13: José María Aznar; 14: A stuffed animal; 15: A gull; 16 : A lettuce; 17: Your mother 18: Carmen de Mairena ; 19: A giant mushroom; 20: sweat sock; 21: A fish color; 22: A baby; 23: A firefighter; 24: horny My neighbor @ @; 25: A baseball bat; 26: A trash ; 27: A used condom; 28: My teacher most hated 29: A permanent marker; 30: A book of Kamasutra ; 31: A tree in a park full of children.

Take the color of the shirt you're wearing right now:

White Because I have some mental retardation; Black: Because I love him a lot like trout trout Brown: Because just cut with your cat; Naked: Because , my nipples were horny horny; Rosa: Because late for casting OT; Red: Because voices told me that he should make; Blue: Because I'm sexy sexy sexy, and do what gives me wins; Green: Because I wanted to forget ZP; Violet: Because your body odor made me; Gray: Because I'm gay / lesbian; Yellow: Because someone told me that he should make a sex change; Orange: For him / her confused with a T-REX; Others: Because so am I

Send it NOW PUTTING ALL YOUR FRIENDS IN THE MATTER OF THE PHRASE THAT YOU'VE . EVEN AL MANDASELO to send it and so we laugh