Friday, January 18, 2008

Sito Ufficiale Di Monica Roccaforte



[info] aniss_laura

1. Six shippers that you like. Paragraphs 1 to 6

1. Draco / Hermione (Harry Potter)
2. Sirius / Bella (Harry Potter)
3. Naruto / Sasuke (Naruto)
4. Neji / Sakura (Naruto)
5. Nana / Ren (Nana)
6. Ichigo / Rukia (Bleach)

Three Shippers that you liked but no longer. Paragraphs 7 to 9.

7. Sasuke / Sakura (Naruto)
8. Renji / Rukia (Bleach)
9. Ichigo / Orihime (Bleach)

that supports three shippers. Paragraphs 10 to 12.

10. Ron / Hermione (Harry Potter)
11. Draco / Ginny (Harry Potter)
12. Sasuke / Hinata (Naruto)

Two shippers for which you are curious but not yet ship. Paragraphs 13 to 14.

13. Ishida / Orihime (Bleach)
14. Bill / Fleur (Harry Potter)

Answer the following questions.

1. Why do not you like 11?


I hate the couple with all my heart. It's funny how some writers put them as Romeo and Juliet of the Wizarding World. But the truth is that I personally do not stick or glue. Draco is Hermione but not from anyone, full stop. In addition Ginny is a bit Mary Sue, and I can not stand that brat, to stay with the sanctimonious golden boy will do best XD

Do you know someone who shipee the 13?

Yes, in fact the action is always putting out a fic when Rukia and Ichigo as main partner, the lady is always with Ishida Orihime XD I like it jajaja third appeal.

What would be your ideal scenario for couple 3?

That's easy, by God. Naruto trying (as always XD) to bring Sasuke back to the villa. That very young children being separated, and it seemed that there had issue, and hormones are very bad XD

What would be your favorite episode 1?

My memory is a burden, but I can not ever forget the face of bream that was left to Hermione Draco when he saw enter the room on the arm of Viktor Krum in the fourth book in the Dance Tournament

XD How long the couple still 5?

since I saw the anime I fell in love, is one of the couples I've seen more realistic. In addition, Ren is just ... aysss (I melt XD) and Small details like the lock that gave Ren Nana, and Nana holds the key, is simply (L)

What is the story of ship which left the couple 8?

Destaining (Ichigo) I won XD Renji is adorable, but it is quite Tardón ... Look to stay 40 years without speaking XDDDDD who went to Seville lost his seat as well ... Rukia and Ichigo together make me very funny, even when they fight: p

have the power to do that a couple does not exist. Choose between 10 or 12

The 10 without hesitation, Ron and Hermione just that I hate red. It has its spots, but I like how he behaves, is very jealous and also does not get to the soles of shoes Hermione. Hermione needs a man, not a kid XD
grown
do you prefer? Does the 2 or 4?

Ehhhh, I can call the joker "the public? XD just kidding, the two. Everything is blamed for [info] joanne_distte , I hit his fondness for the Black incest and good and evil, and everything that unites and divides them: p

What interests you about the 14 ?

That is the fault of an RPG I have with a friend, and that before Rowling had the GREAT idea, we had already gotten to a werewolf and a Veela together. They are like the continuation of our work, but ours is better ... Jotaká Sorry, but the truth is the truth: P

When you lose the interest for the 9 Lost your interest in the series?

Nu, I decided to change the roles of couples simply, I'm too nerdy for leaving a series until I see the end XD

A song that reminds you 5.

Rose! Bwahahaha, it was too easy. The Grand Opening anime (on 1) and the first song ^ ^ Black Stone

shipers What is your favorite part?

old Draco and Hermione, and Ren and Nana out of curiosity, lol. So I can not Elegua freely, but I would win by morbo Draco and Hermione, mainly because of Jotaká pomfret not fulfilled the whim me (pot)

What do you like least?

Draco and Ginny, I do not ask for reasons, just pisses me off to see a fic of them XD

If you could make two couples had a double date, would it be?

Ishida / Orihime and Ichigo / Rukia, do not know if I would come out alive, but would be very, very funny XD

Has kissed and the second couple? If you want Inventatelo

More quisieraaaa, but in Fandom kisses and other things more perverted if they do bwahahaha

Have you had a happy ending the couple 4? And if the series is not over Do you have to finish?

no beginning and no end, simply has not existed, but still not losing hope

XD What would you do to start a Ship of 13?

Find a good plot ... hehe

If you could spend only a, what eleguirias? Does the 2 or 6?

The 6 without hesitation, because I believe that after all, happen XD

Elegua have the power to the fate of 10 What would happen?

RIP Ron! just kidding ... Well simply break. After all were friends before being a couple, right? Well, friends, friends ... The XD would leave as friends

Yuju, I finished ^ ^

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Big Fan Trailer Boobs





Nana ... hurts man

Several times a day Nana remembers that phrase spoken by Hachi. Especially when you need to find peace and the only thing that gives is wrapped in a spiral of endless problems.

But the owner of that painful sentence is always there with a sincere smile offering their help. Never mind that he can not sing, that just as often joke can play the tambourine, or is impossible to know something of the Sex Pistol other than that horrible movie. There is, wrapped in an apron, sometimes with Misato chan, with delicious food at the small apartment that was where their lives intersected and never separated again. She is part of the Blast. Sometimes it feels jealous when Hachi is loved, because Hachi to her is her only friend. The first person who had the dedencia to offer a shoulder to mourn, but never has, but knows when there will be needed. However

gone.

Hachi is locked in a world of lace, with the brain sucked by a love plastic. Nana knows that Takumi does not love her, yet at the bottom of his heart is grateful for the care. But sometimes arise without permission such harsh words as "Abortion" and "Accident", thinks that would not be so bad, she would be there to comfort her. Nobu also knows that Nana loves Nana Nobu chan but silent, silent forever since you left Hachiko.

But friendship with Hachi not break, Nana has faith. He has never asked for anything to any God or being, as she does not believe in that crap. But every time he sings, knows his Hachi will be watching TV in his jail luxurious home, seeing it.

When the words that composed the lyrics of Rose began to appear that day in the apartment under the guitar chords of Nobu she thought as she felt. Has gradually realized that Hachi and she not only share a name, but a feeling.

Hachi ... hurts man



When he met Takeshi Asano was just a kid excited about finding so many times find pretty girls in the movies: someone to love. He was the light that eclipsed his young eyes. Friendly, seductive and way of kissing was almost criminal. None of those kisses to medium hair he had with a boy. No, he knew kiss. But he also knew silent drive daggers. His alliance . A shiver ran through her every time I looked. Even took it off. However Asano kisses were lazy and sensual, a drug that dulled his senses. The nights we spent together were very special. She was a virgin stupid learned that sex was the wonderful language of passion. Silly



now looks back and laughs with some wry half to feel his pain had left her stupidity in that situation. He gave his body to a married man. He could have excused herself was innocent of marital status, but she does know she was casado.Después of years will have been left wondering who the poor soul had to endure as her husband smelled of perfume youth. Now I could only feel disgust for herself, and sorry for the victim of this madness.

- Hachi - The Nobu sleepy voice against her neck made her shiver, he moved so that it locks with an embarrassing ease.

Nobu, Nobu her sweet and passionate.

Nobu was passionate in a sweet sense of the word. Do not get cornered against the wall and looking lips with hungry desperation. He was constant as the tide, and seduced by a languid movements and Nana infatuated wanting to copy their movements. He does not remember her relationship with Takumi selfish, even reminds Shoji and his sad end. Now it is just Nobu. He has awakened feelings have always boasted but never showed to any kid. Then when it came to partner Nana loved to be pampered, made her feel very loved. But now she has to spoil it, just so that it condoned Nobu. And in the midst of the fire is born accomplice game. Nobu

clear light but not overshadow or smaller, it makes her feel warm.

is a peace that Nana did not want to lose.

- I love Nobu-Kun.

He kisses her shoulder, Nana feels that smile.

- I also
chan Nana Nobu
rarely calls Nana, reminds the other Nana. Smile

by that slip.

Nana ... "Ren loves you this way? ... You must feel very happy

The black sky was turning orange violet dawn while grooms lovers surrender to passion.

Passion is a faithful companion



Tsuyoku naru tame wasureta egao
Forget your smile to become strong

Ren left the needle away from the strings of a guitar and sat on the grand hotel bed in which the group was staying. Just a few months ago had become part of Trapnest.

How would she?

could not forget her own tears after the train began to move on the platform. Would you like he would miss her? Vacuum smiled Nana was ironic that the kinds of people who only find once in life, she was unlike any woman who had crossed for his life.

But ...

- Dejate of crap - muttered berating himself.

He did not want to abandon his dream, often had intended to call. But he realized that Nana never liked cell phones, so their only recourse was to Yasu. He took care of Nana, but sometimes felt like envy without permission pervading. Raging at the thought of those things that after not finding any sense. He had written

A little Pain , Takumi had charge of the arrangements for the group and Reira could touch. He had to concentrate on that. When the song came to light should be your first success. The first of many.

kikoeru ga me wo Kae tojireba
When I close my eyes I can hear your voice

Ren ...

opened his eyes.

Nana's voice haunted him. It was ironic

life. Nana and he had known for the music and the music itself had separated.

But I knew that Nana also had the same dream.

She had to be brave and come to Tokyo, and there would be found and resume the relationship Ren knows that has never been broken.

Meanwhile ...

No need to cry to mourn
No

without Ren's house was quiet only broken by the pipes groaned, and his own splash in the little tub where she bathed alone now, before sharing. Nana

supported the neck in the round edge of the tub.

Ren Sorry, but the music is also my dream

smiled. Some

days she would go to Tokyo, only with his snuff and his guitar.




Reira Layla sometimes did not know who detest. Takumi

was always a great deceiver, since he feels he knows Reira inexplicable tingling. For Takumi has always been a little sister, someone to care for a helpless kitten or a puppy that was stroking his head when some feat. At first it was formed, of course, it was only a mixed but not who had the luck of being under the wing of one of the cutest guys I had met.

But Reira matured, and then to finish and end the relationship with Yasu was aware of the loneliness that surrounded her. What did it matter that when he was on stage every time I looked around coreasen your name? Layla desconocian They only knew that Reira-up, a siren voice idola. She was only around a void increasingly overwhelming the banks had less to escape.

And yet there was Takumi was always him.

- Shin chan.

The boy grew up with the indifference that preceded it always stood his attire, the chain that held his lighter cascabales sounded like every move.

paid One more night.

A woman as she should pay for the services of a man, but this is the attractive Shinchan.

- I have to go.

- Stay a little longer.

The aqua-haired boy with the observed nowadays frown away.

- No.

legs of the curly light ran up ahead and get in the door, squeezed his eyes closed.

- There's a song ...

That stopped any negative bassist Blast.

- I hear it.

The woman went to take the bag hanging from one hook to the side, but the boy's hand circled her wrist.

- No.

She gave him a sly smile.

- Have you ever had a girlfriend?

- No.

- Have you ever loved a woman?

- No.

Reira bit her lower lip away the cascade of waves.

- I have a. ..

- Takumi san, I know.

blinked stupidly.

- How?

shrugged without answering.

- He was going to marry that girl, Nana.

- Pregnant.

- Do not you think that you want? Shinchan

first smiled, but was not a pleasant grin.

- do not know. - I thought Nobu .- Are you jealous?

took to answer, but nodded shyly.

- Yes

- You went to Yasu.

- He did not want me, and I'm not him. It was just a competition between Takumi and him.

surprised if the bass player, did not show it.

- Is she pretty?

blinked confused.

- Who?

- Your

Nana smiled.

- There is nothing special. Sometimes it can be a real headache, but is very tender - was immersed in memories - is a very good cook, and always worrying about the group. He dropped

, resvala against the door. The short nightgown Shinchan revealed nothing that had not seen before.

- I hate, I have jealousy. - She buried her face wet with tears in his hands I know I have no right ... "She sobbed pe ... but ...

streets because the bassist had bowed and offered him a tissue.

- Where is the song Reira san?

The newly lit cigarette Black Stone bathed the environment of your caracterisco smell. Shinchan

also felt disgusting.

Because deep in his heart he was glad that she was crying for Takumi and ended up in his arms.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Temprite Beer Systems

Table Alphabet Meme

As is normal in me, I stole this meme from my dear [info] jenny_anderson .

There he goes.



Take the nearest book, go to page 18 and transcript line 4

* ignored had happened before, something to show him a track, any track. Had nothing

Account last thing you saw on television


House
Apart from the noise of the computer, what you hear now?

* System of a Down (music)

When you laughed last time?

* Viewing Utube Naruto Parody 20 minutes ago XD

What's in the walls where you are now?

* A shelf full of books, I mean loaded because it is in the past, I think you're twisting: s

How do you dress / a now?

* A dark green sweater-up collar, black pajama pants and two pairs of socks

Some bloggers do not know about you

* That despite having 22, 16 XD
pretend
How are your hands?

* Well, as I standard size, tiny

^ ^ What do you see from your window?

* skylight neighbor: p

What image could define you?

* Well there have caught me, I have no idea: p I played

^ ^

Monday, January 14, 2008

Funbrain.com Playground

questions

49.Mañana S T
A B C D E
1.Amistad 5.Bosque 9.Cabeza 13.Dulce 17.Esperar
2.Alegría 6.Bruja 10.Corazón 14.Detestable 18.Estrella
3.Amor 7.Balance 11.Compacto 15.Durazno 19.Enojo
4.Antes 8.Balada 12.Clase 16.Difícil 20.Elemento
         
F G H I J
21.Feliz 25.Gente 29.Humillación 33.Idiota 37.Juego
22.Fuerza 26.Gato 30.Helado 34.Impresión 38.Jardín
23.Felino 27.Guardián 31.Hipopótamo 35.Irreversible 39.Jabón
24.Fantástico 28.Girasol 32.Helicóptero 36.Ilusión 40.Jalea
         
K L M N O
41.Decisión del autor 43.Luna 47.Momento 51.Nieve 55.Oscuridad
  44.Leer 48.Música 52.Niño 56.Ojos
Ñ 45.Letargo 53.Nube 57.Observar
author 42.Decisión 46.Lápida 50.Mensaje 54.Nada 58.Oblicuo
;
P Q R
59. Paseo 63.Querer 67.Rosas 71.Sentimientos 75.Tiempo
60.Pasión 64.Quizás 68.Riesgoso 72.Seguridad 76.Tenaz
61.Pinza 65. Who? 69.Rudo 73.Susurro 77.Tambor
62.Puente 66.Quinto 70.Rápido 74.Sueño 78.Tenedor
U V W Y Z
79.Unidos 83.Vida 87. Decision of the author 89.Yo 93.Zapatos
80.Último 84.Verdadero 90.Y 94.Zona
81.Unicornio X 85.Valor 91.Yate 95.Zoológico
82.Usted 86.Virtud 88. Decision of the author 92.Yeso 96.Zorro



This table is detrimental to heart or lazy-yo XD pertenecezco the second group, but that after visiting FF.net in section I am Nana the only thing missing is the tree of the desert. Very few jobs, too bad ... I found this series of fluke, my God helped me this Youtube. I am madly in love with his characters, for all XD, and I decided to make the table Basanda masochist in them, to see if someone infected with Nana (I'm desperate for a geek as I UU Series!)

Pending The second season also hook me up with another series I finished "Wolf's Rain Darcia ... (babas!) and discovered, to those who read Naruto manga, I will understand that the creator was smoking a spliff while watching this masterpiece because Akatsuki and certain little things, are directly taken from Hence, I freaked, but I fell in love with the series. I like Kiba!

So while I will continue with my treatment Nana masochist, I'll stop up. I divorced the sugary romanticones shojo, I go to punk to psychedelic fashion and why not, to the everyday. If you like some imp tb, I suggest you take a q tb eyelet to Paradise Kiss, another work of the author of that I love ^ ^

Congratulations On Latin

Our circumstances

Our
circumstances

PUZZLE

Original Fandom
Raiting T
couple
Trio Title Our
circumstances
Yaoi Warnings and adult language


ANRAÍ








'm Irish
California, a strange mixture
I have to thank my parents who came to Los Angeles
newlyweds
before I came into the world.










I'ma guy either, except that when hormones

decided to annoy my early childhood, rather than noticing
breasts and long hair began to feel an attraction

was horrible boys. A disease, I would repeat.

I could not be diverted from those who always spoke the

Church. When I started school I was difficult to know girls and

intimate with them. I have the good fortune I have some different features

common Yankees through Irish blood,
and perhaps an ancestor
Hispanic. Without my realizing it,
was in the van that I had borrowed my father putting
Ashley
hand. Lying if I said that I got high, but was

disappointment was hands down her crotch and

find a soft bed and not what my mind imagined.









With sixteen years
finally convinced me, was gay.
A true disgust as they age
that any teenager called
other "do not be queer"
imagine my face, I felt as if he were controlling
24 hours.










But then I entered the School of Art and met
Bastien.
Bastien was just ... different.
had a very difficult character to others
was quiet and smart. However
I loved to hear him speak.
came from New Orleans, French Quarter
. The English and French mixing
drove me crazy.
daily temptation was not to sink to restrain the hands

hair color in old wood full of dreadlocks. I was happy
go if it was. It
could say I had my
eighteen years the sex life
active throughout the
city, only that it was someone else.










not take me long to find another partner, only this
was not this, and it was a girl.
With it began a life

fun and very many problems.







BASTIEN









Since I was a kid my life has always been art.
I think I have enough talent to devote

this professionally. New Orleans is
art explosion,
people rest, not art. And I started as a thug

buying bottles of acrylic paint - or stealing -

design or shape to what was going on in my head.









thug My
days ended the day a policeman caught me in the middle
misdeeds,
not told my parents, which
would have preferred, as
place gave me a blanket
sticks that I removed the urge to repaint a wall
. So
after finishing high school
ignoring the look of my
old rags I picked up the four he needed and went to art school

in Los Angeles to study what he loved most.
It was not easy to change the aerosol
by carbon and the mural on canvas,
but my life began to take direction
have always wanted.
met people that I would roll myself. My first was Anraí

known in principle my tongue across his
name
but it was a bohemian from head to toe and also had to

half aunts flipping through it, sniffing a hundred yards
radio. I was
Funny, because I
never excelled in the art of love, more well

otherwise. Since I dreadlocks, aunts looked at me

as a sort of extraterrestrial or character escaped from the circus

the city.










We went to lunch every day at a coffee shop near the art school
, there
met a waiter who was
host, and we realized his sister was studying small

with us. To our surprise, the girl turned out to be more

was rare at the school. It was not like others, was simply

Audrey, there was no other way to describe it. And
was as if something
intended, just being a cohesive group. In
fact, we were the group most picturesque
whole school. But I have a slight
notion that something happens between Audrey and

Anraí, something I'm missing.
recent months been a rare
tension between them. Well, I still miss that

been lying, after all, are single and attractive
...
So I am bit of envy?







AUDREY









I'm not rich, in fact I'm poorer than a rat.
work in the same cafeteria where she works
fool
my brother to pay for my studies.
Our parents died years ago in a car accident
and thanks to my brother was old
not
took me to a shelter.









From
Rarita was always small, it is clear, from the standpoint

of others. But having a brother that
to father and mother, could not be much spirit

women in the environment, except for women who marched
continuously
my brother's room. When I wanted

account, the clothes of my brother were

deeply disturbing, in winter was comfortable, I felt like a cheese

a cellar. In summer, barely wore anything other than the vikini
and
a comfortable shorts, was parked all day at the beach
dorandome
like a crab in the sun. In high school I had
expelled a couple of times,
now deeply regret to see my brother
pouring milk out of your
work to come get me,
never slapped me, not even a
cry, but his eyes were
as a double-edged sword in my chest
.










At that time also started to notice boys, although they were usually
in
more weights. I dated a petty thief
was all day
agilipollado
by marie smoking, and I lost my virginity with bassist

of a group that was unable to leave the dens of evil
death, because all the
Commissioner for concerts ended in beatings
including
and the public. When I finished school
my brother for the first time I waited in

house and asked me I wanted. I did not know, to
fact, thought
get to work or get rich with a lottery ticket
.
My brother spoke very good art school that accepted
to young talents. I
Talent "?, Was asked what I
. My brother then went to a book

I thought it was well hidden and I taught my own
drawings.
In summer, one of my hobbies which I thought was secret

sit on the breakwater to the beach and draw the faces
I was interested in

spent the day at the beach. At first they were mere puppets, but

ended up having some talent. This is how I ended up in the
School of Art, knowing
Anraí and Bastien.










He was with another boy dreadlocks, smiling.









- Are you
Blake's sister?










I blinked. What did my brother in the mouth of

two students in my class?









"Hey ... if - Put It Out - Why? "I started wanting

without defensive.








They

frowns confused and went unanswered. I felt

evil and mean, especially when my brother was
colleague
customers more usual hours
gigs in recess and had recommended to the guys that I knew
. My brother
its full dear mother hen had

find friends. "They were good kids," he said

sure your own deduction. Not wrong.
For days I followed his eyes to
everywhere.
discovered that this was a bohemian Anraí all his
meaning.
had not much technique at the time of draw, but much
style and class. Guapisimo
also was discovered that her dark skin

and dark blue eyes was due to his Irish blood, was not easy

find a guy as attractive from both American standard.









But
who charmed me with his accent was Bastien
English-French, his smile
lazy drunk, and his eyes torn
clever.










And while I befriended two
discovered something that only women because men
discover as I have zero would buy

instinct for these things.










was an evening where Anraí could not come to the cafeteria
, as it had been in a tutoring
,
went straight to the point. Fuck the
delicacy.










"I like Bastien.








ANRAÍ








I had always liked how direct it was Audrey, the

aunt was more liberal than he knew, but when
accused me, I felt like strangling
until he put his face freckled
purple. I choked

the strawberry milkshake and banana and glared.










say "No shit.










"You know that I like - said ignoring my denial.









Vale,
course he knew. It was hard not to notice that whenever

Bastien he turned, Audrey
ate with their eyes, or perhaps recognized, because I

followed his example. It was a problem. We both liked the same guy
.










"I'm gay - I confessed quietly.










She raised her eyebrows and laughed ruddy.










"I know.









" What?" I thought, terrified.









- How? - I stammered.









-Tio,
is easy to realize that guys like you.










I crossed my arms sulkily.









- What
that why Smarty?










She lit another cigarette and through the smoke I saw
smiled with such brilliance as common

malicious in it.









-dress well. Normally the guys when they open a closet
caught lashing
first, like it or not, clothing.
are this early,
believe me I know, I live with my brother. After you are very fetishistic

with silver -
stroked my silver ring on the thumb. I instinctively I bit my

silver piercing through the middle of my tongue. - I love

any trinket, and God knows that even though you have good taste
,
sometimes look like a virgin with many rings - without
River mockery -
Then there is the sentimental theme.
could say that you could make a living
being a conqueror, the most
school babes fall at your feet and you're

unattainable, I think they like you so well, you're a guy
easy
rather the opposite. And you're always
with ... - His voice darkened
-Bastien.









What
I had taken years to discover what
Audrey had done in less than seven
months. He was angry because
so ... obvious?. But she smiled,

understood very well. That gave me hope.









you like
Bastien








My
happiness went down the drain. The girl in
comprehensive - rather, the only
- which included my
"problem" was that he liked the guy by the
I was
casting. It was a very big problem.










-A as best he too is gay - I smiled -
After all, it has been with
any aunt.










She raised eyebrows by becoming cracked his fists.









- What
because you believe that?










Audrey had a personality that shook the most
brave. Surely
any girl interested in
Bastien had ended badly.









-
're a donkey!










She shrugged, apparently did not care.









After that conversation we had reached

a situation where had no lies. Even as they were

passing day I realized that everything was getting worse. Well
sometimes exaggerated sincerity
dose was truly a waste
.










Audrey and I began a secret war.










And the prize was Bastien.









Shit.

What To Write In A Wedding Card Examples

Me pants down in front of a permanent marker because I wanted to forget

This meme steal it [info] jenny_anderson because it was the cane, you see that you goes out to you:)

Take the month you were born:

January: danced with; February: I loved ; April: I slept with; March: I masturbated thinking; May: Le herding kicked; June: I wanted to marry; July: I sang the Aserejé a; August: I had a romantic dinner; September: I threw wildly; October: me down pants in front of; November: I yelled at; December: I ran away from

Take the day (number) you were born:

1: A clip; 2: A monster hairy unibrow; 3: A phone with the ringtone of the Supreme Móstoles; 4: serving a soup pot; 5: A mobster; 6: A Japanese; 7: An old green 8: Your father 9: The boyfriend of my best friend; 10: A squirrel 11: A mp3; 12: A cucumber 13: José María Aznar; 14: A stuffed animal; 15: A gull; 16 : A lettuce; 17: Your mother 18: Carmen de Mairena ; 19: A giant mushroom; 20: sweat sock; 21: A fish color; 22: A baby; 23: A firefighter; 24: horny My neighbor @ @; 25: A baseball bat; 26: A trash ; 27: A used condom; 28: My teacher most hated 29: A permanent marker; 30: A book of Kamasutra ; 31: A tree in a park full of children.

Take the color of the shirt you're wearing right now:

White Because I have some mental retardation; Black: Because I love him a lot like trout trout Brown: Because just cut with your cat; Naked: Because , my nipples were horny horny; Rosa: Because late for casting OT; Red: Because voices told me that he should make; Blue: Because I'm sexy sexy sexy, and do what gives me wins; Green: Because I wanted to forget ZP; Violet: Because your body odor made me; Gray: Because I'm gay / lesbian; Yellow: Because someone told me that he should make a sex change; Orange: For him / her confused with a T-REX; Others: Because so am I


Send it NOW PUTTING ALL YOUR FRIENDS IN THE MATTER OF THE PHRASE THAT YOU'VE . EVEN AL MANDASELO to send it and so we laugh